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U. S. to be renamed by Congress and the Bilderbergs.
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A new investigative TV-Cable program is in the works. It will report on the secret lives of news people. Tiger Woods is rumored to be the program's lead reporter. The format will expose the sins and gory tidbits of our leading "TV Readers". Celebrity and Public Figure "newscasters" will beat the subject to death ad nauseum, just like real TV-Cable does. This should be quite refreshing said the Bilderbergs, who are quite involved with "Big Media". A tasteless way of presenting the tasteless. In an interview with an unidentified TV-Cable personality, the response was succinctly, "Oh, shit!".
A new congressional bill writing format has just emerged. For lack of a better description we will call it "The Lite Format". In other words you won't get fat, but you will have an illusionary feeling of well being. It can be used for patriots by attaching an addendum to the health bill for voluntary euthanasia, thus lowering the cost for a worthless government and health bill. More on the "Lite" bill's advantages to follow.
This format was of course approved by * the Bilderbergs.
Obama announces terrorist plan. All terrorists will be required to admit that they are indeed terrorists or face a lie detector test. This will take in to consideration that terrorists have rights also. The airlines will stop flying while plans etc. are put in place. This should take no longer than six months.
The people were asked to be patient, as they are the true beneficiaries of this boldly genius move.
Security Airport Breach Report Released: According to the report, "a series of human errors" occurred, including a delay in the dissemination of a completed intelligence report and the failure of CIA and counterterrorism officers to search all available databases for information that could have been tied to Abdulmutallab. The hiring of illegal aliens will take the human factor out of the equation. We are not the only forms of human-like beings on Earth and we will not tolerate this kind of arrogant thimking.
A covert move on terrorism has been discovered by
There is legislation rumored on the senate floor, the janitors were called in to verify that it is just more trash.
An alleged bill introduced indirectly from Nancy Pelosi, after she met with * the Bilderbergs and delivered the bill to the floor, was passed with a voice vote. It recommends changing our country's name to The United States of Mexico, so as to no longer offend illegal aliens in our country. It will be translated from German to English in quick order. We will also convert to the metric system. It is rumored to contain a new tax on previously legal citizens. This will help offset the illegal aliens multi-billion dollar cost to receive better rights than our own citizens.
Fact or Fiction? You decide. Copyright 2010 InfoKwik.com Patrick Morgan
* The Bilderberg Group, Bilderberg conference, or Bilderberg Club is an annual, unofficial, invitation-only conference of around 130 guests, most of whom are persons of influence in the fields of politics, banking, business, the military, and media. Each conference is held under intense security and secrecy.
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